6 gross of bottle rockets - (12 rockets per cluster, 12 clusters per gross = 144 rockets, 6 gross = 864 rockets)
plus many sheets of paper towel and unused kleenex filled the bag.
I'm going to tell you straight out that this bag was so absolutely volatile, that it actually made me question why exactly I
was doing it. It would be worth the effort. This I knew. And this is what happened.
What the f-?
None of the rockets ignited! Lame!! Now I'm pissed. but suddenly, one pack catches! Every burst of grey smoke you see here is
a rocket going off.
Rebuilt the bag, and it's better than ever
We ran out of matches (kinda threw them in the previous bag) and there were no lighters, matches, or anything flamable to be
found!! How were we going to light the bag?? Then it hit me.. I had built a small explosive and lost it in my car. After some
quick searching, the device was recovered. We start at the beginning of the front yard this time. The bag is just too
dangerous to run the whole distance. We only lost one gross of rockets, so there's five gross in the new bag. Did I also
mention the bag is three bags thick? (paper bag in bag in bag)
It's go time
I lit that thing and it was over. The device fell sraight to the center of the bag. It consisted of a mag flare.. which means
mega heat. I was gone! It took until the border of the front yard for the first pack to go up. The bag was rippling violently
in my hand. From the inside, layers of the bag were being ripped apart. Other clusters were igniting. They began blowing the
bag apart and firing into the air. Two of them actually detonated by my knuckles (which pretty much numbed my hand). The sound
of intense explosions were behind, left, right and above me. The radius and frequency of explosions just kept increasing. I
considered dropping the bag and taking cover. It wasn't worth it. I had come this far. And I finally made it to the barrel.
Launching the bag into it, I turned and fled, but all I saw was smoke. It took a couple seconds until I ran far enough to see
Frank through it. The barrel was a hellish inferno of explosions, smoke and fire. But I had done it. Minor injuries to the
hand but fine otherwise. We watched it all burn.
Featured: a chunk that was blown off the bag
Conclusion
Because of this event I have offically proclaimed my insanity. However, I recommend experiencing it for yourself (but I take
no responsiblity for your actions, nor does Digital Amusement). It was FUN!!! Yes! Believe it! Spread the word!
